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Shower Amoeba

Kick it! Punch it! It's the latest craze. Introducing...


"Shower Amoeba"

And these are its babies:

"Reproducing them is easy, it's all they want to do!"

And This Is A Pirate's Hat!

It's easy and it's sure to work: create your own wiggly, jiggly foe and fight it in the nude!
This is it's original shape:



"But ohhh no, not for long! It's transformed, and is coming to attack you!"

Love,
Horse Boy

Ceiling Potatoe

RING RINGGG!!!

The phone is dinging and a man is on the other line. Hand you the phone and he is talking to you!

But... What He Say? Ceiling Potatoe.
Huh? CEILING POTATOE? How is that going to help it?
Because celiing potatoe is the key to happy family in the home.

Ohhh, yes is it. Yes.
First you get a roll of tape all used up. Has to be a big roll like a duck taped roll.
Get more tape not from the used up roll but a different one, tape roll it to the ceiling... then BAM your home is ready to receive the ceiling potetoe.;

You know you have a ptato lef dover and then you put it in the tape hole.
Then, all you have to do is leave it and BAM it's a plant, bam it's a decoration, BAM HAPPY HOME.

Love,
Horse Boy

P.S. Here's the links

How to build a home gym

Dear Reader,

So you want to build a home gym?

YEAH Maybe these things will help you do so:

  • A squant rack?
  • A nite set of standed ajustuple dumpbells?
  • Some workout band:
  • A chinit bar???:
  • A wonkout, matt:

This shoulde get you sdardid. Get back soon for more horse-fitness themed advice!

Love,
Horse Boy